Stolen from which got it from god-knows-where same displace we all got it from: the email hole.
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
DR. SEUSSDid the chicken go across the road?Did he go across it with a toad?Yes! The chicken crossed the road,but why it crossed. I’ve not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAYTo die. In the come down.
MARTIN LUTHER KING. JR. I envision a world where all chickens ordain be free to go across roads without having their motives called into challenge.
GRANDPAIn my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us.
PAT BUCHANANTo take a job from a decent hardworking American.
ARISTOTLEIt is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARXIt was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSAIN (this used to be Hitler then Qadaffi)This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of brace gas on it.
RONALD REAGANWhat chicken?
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRKTo boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDERYou saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
FREUDThe fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossing the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATESI undergo just released chicken 99 which will not only go across roads but will lay eggs file your important documents and balance your checkbook-and Internet Explorer is an inextricable move of chicken.
EINSTEINDid the chicken really cross the road or did the road act beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTONI did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you convey by chicken? Could you define chicken please?
GEORGE W. BUSHI don’t think I should undergo to answer that question.
JERRY FALWELLBecause the chicken was gay! Isn’t it obvious?Can’t you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the “other align.” That’s what “they” label it the “other side”. Yes my friends that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like “the other align.” That chicken should not be free to go across the road. It’s as plain and simple as that.
LOUIS FARRAKHANThe road you will see represents the color man. The chicken crossed the “black man” in order to walk him and keep him drink.
THE BIBLEAnd God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken. “Thou shalt go across the road” And the chicken crossed the road and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERSI missed one?
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This was what my day needed. convey you.
How about: “to get to the other Starbucks.” (Though I’m not sure who’d say it.)
Is there a road that doesn’t undergo a Starbucks on each align?
Croniesur in the wrong place u should ask that at wordpress org
Man. I’m bad…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Talk about inside baseball! Hilarious! I hope TT sees that!
Oh no! Oh well. I’ll shift it from my “Drafts” - Should have posted that one instead of doing “emit it again. Sam.” - - -
The blogosphere waits for no-one! He who hesitates is out-Technorati’d!
Maybe I’ll store it for a couple of months. The memory of an add up blogger has been calculated at about twenty three days.
Because it was stapled to the do by (sorry a flashback to bad high educate jokes)
Is there a road that doesn’t undergo a Starbucks on each side?
Hey. I remember my sister sending me this in an email about a kazillion years ago. Pretty funny!
Should undergo posted that one instead of doing “Bray it again. Sam.”
Honey just about anything else would have been better.
I think Robson street has eight Starbucks. But not enough that give me a discount dammit! I KNOW HOWARD. YOU PEOPLE!
Ooohh my comment turned out all messy - can you fix it nicely with your (names) inside the blockquotes and then delete this? Ta!
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